DON’T TOUCH: The Face You must never
under any condition whatsoever
except it be a matter of life and
death) touch your face with your hands. The only time it can be condoned is
when you have to wash your face. Dermatologists opine that your fingers contain
oil
that clog your pores when you bring
them to your face. Most people are not so conscious of what they touch and no matter
how clean you try to make your hands, they always, always have germs. He or She
might want to touch your face in a romantic way, but that’s a body part that even
romance can’t get through. You don’t know where his/her hands been.
DON’T TOUCH: The Ear Canal Recent
study has revealed that introducing anything
into the ear canal can tear the thin
skin lines that line the ear canal. You wanna go deaf? If you feel tenacious
itching in your ear, schedule an appointment with an otolaryngologist. They are
in
the best position to decide if the
problem is wax accumulation, eczema of the ear skin, or infection.
DON’T TOUCH The Butt – You are only
permitted to touch your butt if you want to wash or wipe them. Okay you are
done washing your butt or butt-hole, gross, wash your hands and keep them to
yourself. You must not use anything of any kind (to y’all freaks) to touch your
butt or butt-hole except hands. And I mean, human hands (and not every hand
should touch your butt
lest they leave bacteria for you). Always
wash hands after touching anyone’s butt, including your loved ones. It’s been
medically proven that the butt-hole does contain bacteria that could be
harmful. So when next you’re tempted to smack that girls ass, remember you
cloud just slap
bacteria into your life.
DON’T TOUCH: The Eyes Do you really
need anyone to spell out the repercussions of always touching your eyes?! Didn't think so, but I’ll remind you once again. The eyes are one of the most
sensitive parts of the body as this gemstones are the light to the body. Ophthalmologists
advice that the only reason your hands should have to find its way into your
eyes is if you’re putting in contacts or washing away particle that found its
way into your peepers, else, keep them off limits. You can easily introduce germs
into your eyes by touching and rubbing.
Those bugs could cause anything from
pinkeye to a scarier infection. “Don’t touch and don’t rub.” If you do
experience itchiness, dryness, or contact lens discomfort, talk to your eye
doc. He or she can address the underlying issue. Do not touch your eyes or
you’ll go blind.
DON’T TOUCH: The Mouth The mouth is
a body part that hugs bacteria like crazy so be careful who you kiss and who
flicks your lips. It might be cute but they might leave bacteria in their wake.
There is so much dirt on your hands and fingers, and sometimes, one can
unconsciously transfer them to the mouth. Shout out to all the nail-biters. Recent
research from the U.K. found that people put their fingers on or around their
mouths an average of 23.6 times per hour when they were bored at work. And they
still did it 6.3 times an hour when they were busy! That’s a problem: What
about Nigeria? A third to a quarter of germs tested transferred from study
subjects’ fingers to their mouths. Maybe you should invest in hand sanitizers
if you can’t keep your hands off your mouth.
DON’T TOUCH: The Nostrils Quit
digging for gold: In a 2006 study of ear, nose, and throat patients published in
the journal Infection Control and Hospital Epidemiology, nose pickers were 51%
more likely to carry Staphylococcus aureus bacteria in their schnozes than
those who kept their hands off. Nose
pickers or those who dig for gold in their nose are 51% more likely to have
Staphylococcus aureus bacteria in their nostrils (insides of the nose) than
those who didn’t pick them. Plus its just nasty as hell to pick your nose like
a homeless person. Wait, what… Stop picking!!.
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